Cunt of the Week 24.07 - 30.07

It's very difficult to single out any one particular cunt as cunt of the week. There is a pletherer of cunts out there for sure. Ranging from political cunts like Bush, Blair, Ehad olmert et al to a house full of cunts in Elstree (the Big Brother house) and a thousand celebrity chavtastic cunts adorning magazines for cunts such as 'Hello', 'Heat' etc

But my choice of cunt of the week goes to Floyd Landis.



Not only does he take part in a sport that isnt even a real sport but a form of congestion busting transport, he's a cheating cunt. Taking Testosterone to enhance his lack of pedal power.

Oh the joy on his face as he celebrated his triumph in the Tour de France, How proud the American nation were in their latest sporting hero. Yet again, America had proven itself as champions of the world.

Not so proud now then yankee doodle dandy

What a cunt

Edu k Sex-oMatic vs Kraftwerk showroom dummies

Here's a work in progress.
Edu K Sex-o-matic vs Kraftwerk Showroom Dummies.mp3

Not ideal (yet) needs a tweak here and there, so if you've got any ideas on how to tighten it up, let me know

Lemon - Breakbeat / Latin / Ska

They're from Brighton and they sound like This.................................

Lemon - Storm Warning.MP3

Coconut Monkeyrocket

Got into this via DominoRally (always interesting stuff over there). Anyway this is a great tune and I just wanna tell everyone about it. Visit Coconut Monkeyrocket on my space for more great tunes. I can't be bothered to describe their musical direction, DominoRally does it so much better than I ever could. Download... fill your ears and smile widely.

Coconut Monkeyrocket - Shopping for Explosives.MP3

Human League - Lebanon

Still as relevant 20 odd years later.

The Human League - The lebanon.mp3

(s)Mashed to Bits

Been going through the back catalogue and thought I might as well post this up.
It's Blur- boys and girls vs Jackson 5 - I want you Back vs Kylie Minogue - cany get you outta my head vs Inxs - Suicide Blonde.

Did this last October. Get it HERE

Baron Von Lichtenstien and the Soggy Shorts

Can't remember how I found out about this mob, but I love this track. It's the sound of summer evenings and Sunday afternoons. Have a listen and enjoy, Then head over to My Space and check them out, they've got some other interesting tracks for download.


Baron Von Lichtenstien and the Soggy Shorts - Twilight In Your Eyes.MP3


I'm Off to Italy for a few days break, so no postings til then

Watch Out Laurence Clark Is Coming

The funniest comedian I've ever seen live is gonna be doing a set at the Soho Theatre on 20th - 22nd July and Liverpool (Unity Theatre) on the 18th July. Other dates and places can be found here . In addition to razor sharp wit, Laurence is a dedicated Disabled Rights Activist. A fair portion of his humour is Anecdotal and educational at the same time. If you want a night out where you leave at the end of the night with your sides aching then this is for you. If you're a miserable cunt, don't bother.

OH yeah... Heres something else Jimmy Saville Related..... Oh dear

Tits Of Death

Do you like your punk loud, raucous (?) and hard as nails??? You do !! Then you're gonna love Tits Of Death. Fill your ears with some Iron Nipples, visit them on my space and go and see them thrash it out live!
Tonight (July 13th) at 'On the rocks' Kingsland Road, London, E2 and other dates coming up.



Don't fall into the trap of waiting to see them, coz they're gonna be big, soon and you'll end up regretting missing them at smaller venues

Tits Of Death - Iron Nipples.mp3

Mama Shamone (X Rated) Vs Gnarls Barkley

Been a bit lax with postings for the last few day. Hectic times in the real world!! Knocked this up in a spare half hour.

Mama Shamone (X Rated) vs Gnarls Barkley - Crazy Hygene.MP3





Straight Forward 1 + 1. Available HERE as well

Mama Shamone (X Rated) are here

And Have another look at the Gnmarls Barkley Video for 'crazy'

Kitlers

Vist HERE for a fine selection of cats that look like Hitler. This is my own personal favourite and I'm not normally a cat kind of person.

And while I'm mentioning Hitler have some of this:

Elvis Hitler - Hang 'em high.MP3

Stink Mitt @ Electragogo

Ok, so it's 35 degrees in the shade and just scratching yer nuts is enough to make you sweat. You might not be thinking about going to a sweaty club to be crushed and jostled around, but... You really should cos
Stink Mitt are playing this Thursday at electrogogo @ Madame Jo-Jo's in Brewer Street (London).
Get down there and see them before they breakthrough into the big time. Other dates are in the offing. Visit there my space page for full details. Dates include supporting 'Peaches'.

Here's a bit of what they do

Stink Mitt - Biker Shorts.MP3



And while your at it check out DJ Betti Forde who is playing @ Club Motherfucker on Saturday 8th July

De-Phazz - The Mambo Craze

Cant get this tune outta my head.. Infectious as hell. Bit of an old tune now, i suppose but been given a bit of exposure via the 'Special K' ad on telly. Also used by Roll Deep as the main loop on 'Shake a leg' about a millenium ago... Enjoy!!

De Phazz - The Mambo Craze.MP3